He also happens to be on whom we are depending for our retirement. I always thought we'd bring back a kid from the Dominican Republic to become a famous major league pitcher so that we could retire early and happy, but that never panned out.
Now, this new guy is the retirement plan, and it all starts with a name. Some names for people you hear and just think, 'wow, he sounds like the heir to a small country' or something. So, please weigh in on our poll in the top right, and vote for the name that we can give our child that guarantees our early retirement.
Note: We already have some names in mind, and they aren't even close to any of the names in the poll, except maybe Cliff. We will never, ever use the name that receives the most votes in the poll.